MONSOON: "Welcome to the ROYAL RUMBLE! Hello everyone I'm Gorilla Monsoon and with me is Bobby the Brain Heenan"

MONSOON: "Tonight we have history being made as we crown our first ever World Heavyweight Champion! the Million Dollar Man has schemed his way to the final while the quickness of the Macho Man maybe everything he needs to turn the lights out for Ted Dibiase!"

MONSOON: "We also have the main event Royal Rumble match, two participants start and one man enters every two minutes until all entrants have entered the ring, the Winner will be last man standing and declared the number one contender to face the World Champion, whoever that may be at Wrestlemania in five weeks time"

BRAIN: I've got a feeling tonight Dibiase is going to show the world what a real champion looks like"

MONSOON: "You could be right Brain"

MONSOON: "Leading up to this event we've had countless feuds and scores to be settled, one of them involving the dispute and bragging rights for the best tag team. We had a chat with Demolition earlier who had this to say about Akeem and the Big Boss Man"

AX: "Boss Man, you claim to be on the side of the law, but when you hit Smash over the head with the night stick you crossed the line, prepare to get destroyed!"

SMASH: "Akeem you've interfered too much in our matches, it's time to put up or shut up!"

MONSOON: "We're going to head down to ringside and have a look at this tag match to get us started.."